Jealousy

By JLD - 11/10/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I came home from a four-day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she's been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 340
You deserved it 5 157

Same thing different taste

Top comments

H8rSk8r 0

That's a pretty sour pussy if you ask me!

FFML_314 11

That's because your husband bad talks you to the cat while you're gone. They're plotting. Be careful. WEAR SOCKS!

Comments

EvilDave 13

I have news for you, that isn't your cat. It is your husband's cat, whether either of you like it or not.

Alexis31609 9

I agree with your husband. it's hilarious. xD

lmao it's pissed that you abandoned it for so long teach it to respect u again and.... SPANK THAT PUSSY!!!!

Nyc__Princess 0

seems like your husband & your cat have been taking advantage of your time away. Dump him for a dog OP (:

kill the stupid cat thereya go problem solved

Ffs! Push it off the bed problem solved.

lock your door before the cat goes in? get your husband to take her out???

KattAlex 4

Maybe, you should do what my brother did and slap the cat in the face with your dick or in your case *****. I can't make this shit up if I tried.

I_have_no_clue 0

This is disturbing on so many levels.

Don't you know that the only thing you can hope for a cat is that it develops Stockholm Syndrome? Damn cats… spaying and neutering for everybody!!!