JESUS CHRIST!

By rubmytummy - 10/06/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I was helping my church clean up a park. I was given a sledgehammer and told to break up a concrete picnic table so we could haul it off. About halfway through, I swung the sledgehammer REALLY hard, completely missed the table, and hit myself in the shin. FML
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Poonheart 0

That must have shattered your shin... -.-

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justxmyxluck 0

I'm cringing just reading this. Well at least you didn't hit your crotch. That would just about kill you. =/

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Sniggle 0

This isn't fake because of the missing the park bench, it's fake because this would 100% most definitely split your shin in half, which would put you in the hospital for 2 days minimum with mandatory surgery.

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cinderella_smile 0

i hope you get bettter :D please try and not kill your self.

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ooshrooms 1

I don't get how this is possible. When you swing a sledge, you should set your feet at least shoulder-with apart and come straight down from overhead. It does the most damage with the least effort. YDI for poor form.

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dgafprincess90 0

omg that must have hurt like a mother f**** but thats what you get for bein a good person n helpin out your church

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Boredom_killz_ha 0

I did that with a baseball bat the other day.. :/ I sympathize man.

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BlakPanther 0

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR HELPING A CHURCH

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Lythiaren 8

If you swung it really hard, halfway through smashing up concrete with it... I wish you a speedy recovery from the resulting breakage of limb. D: Now, what would make this suck even more is if that concrete table was one of those tables put in the park as a memorial...

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