Weird, Creepy, Dating, First Dates and Love: Joe Smooth

Sounds like he is implying his opinion of you being a virgin for life xD or maybe he's wondering if you are a virgin or not. Either way, this FML is hilarious !

Ksweety_fml 27

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:34

Well, do you?.......... Hahaha... Just kidding. He's weird.

howlingwolf89 16

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:41

#freak

happyfingers 15

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:51

That's weird... And.. Random... o.O

dpsvegas 4

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:56

Does he know what it feels like??

KittenSandwich 9

Thursday 30 January 2014 5:01

He sounds like a creep! I'd get away very fast.

Koleckai 16

Thursday 30 January 2014 5:04

This is why so many first dates are also the last date.

cappellaaa 23

Thursday 30 January 2014 5:05

wtf is wrong with people these days...?

windgrabberhk12 6

Thursday 30 January 2014 5:06

What an...interesting guy O.o

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Today, my husband has been out partying all night. While my in-laws didn't ask him a single question, earlier I received more than six calls from them about when I'll be home to cook and clean. Where was I? In the office for the first time after working from home for past 3 years. FML

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Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML

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Today, I've been loyal to my wife for almost 25 years then I randomly bumped into my high school sweetheart, sparks flew like when we were teenagers, and less than an hour later we were having sex in her car. I feel like such scum. What the hell is wrong with me? FML

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Today, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought it'd be funny to scrape a swastika in the ice on his roof. I didn't realize until it thawed off that it scratched it into the paint. He didn't find much humor in it and is making me pay for the damage. FML

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Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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Today, after spending the night with my girlfriend for the first time, I discovered why she would always want to rush home after dinner dates. Her stomach gurgles so loudly after eating, I can hear it in the next room over, with the TV on. This apparently happens no matter what she eats. FML

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML

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