Weird, Creepy, Dating, First Dates and Love: Joe Smooth

I am thinking he said that to make it so awkward that you would leave, as an indirect way of saying he wasn't interested? That way it wouldnt make it like he was rude for leaving first?

aynaj 6

Thursday 30 January 2014 16:26

This reminds me of MTVs disaster date

perdix 29

Thursday 30 January 2014 16:47

Smile and say, "Yes! So, that brings up two questions for you: 1, do you do *********** for hours and 2, can you grow a big mustache?"

sailorarctic 22

Thursday 30 January 2014 18:14

someone's been watching too much hentai

Omniprism 14

Thursday 30 January 2014 19:05

I wonder if he did that on purpose. I mean who asks someone that. We'll good riddance and good luck on the next date.

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