Joe Smooth

By riiiight - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Warren

Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML
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Blueocean7 19

Ask him if he knows what it's like to put his penis into a ****** with teeth.

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LennyComa 39

That's no cause for concern.....However if his second question was "Would you like to" then there is a problem

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wellyouknow 9

Run. Run so far. Then stop and buy bug repellent , then run some more. Sorry this happened to you honey, aren't blind dates just brutal?

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Saige_xo 9

That Sounds Like Something From A Scary Movie. ._.

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redpiano82991 1

It sounds to me like this question is coming from a place of concern. You should be so lucky to have such a nice young man. Shame on you!

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orsombre_fml 11

Did he try on his ******? No? Why should you try then?

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