Joe Smooth

By riiiight - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Warren

Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML
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I bet he was just checking to see of it was Hilary Clinton in disguise. Anything could hide in that cavern.

therealjc_fml 14

Did you just say yes to see his reaction?

I can't put my finger on it, but there is something about this guy that I kind of like. Does that make me a bad person? I mean, that sounds like the kind of thing I would do just to see someone's reaction.

orsombre_fml 11

I am sure OP can set up for you a date with this guy.

is that his way of saying you seem not to have been laid in awhile?