Kids and Miscellaneous: Jump scare

Jump scare

By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By angryman - 28/12/2014 09:07

Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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toastnbuttrcheng 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:22

Did you find his friend, or his FRIEND?

porno_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:21

Well, at least he wasn't a serial killer?

Comments

Maamoun 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:23

lmaooooooooo

Halive 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:59

Lol he could have just butt raped you from behind. Stealth sex lol

rouxvanity 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:11

THAT'S CREEPY. when I was younger I'd hide in high-up places.not the shower where I could easily be found. 

kamkak 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:20

you should turn the water on first...

pagemaster 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:42

this is the best FML ever! hahahahahaa

SarahxFish12590 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:53

that sucks...i always check the shower before i lock the bathroom doors and turn the water on. my fiancees little brother has a tendency of walking in at the worst moments without knocking.

likeomgwhat 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:58

awesome score for your brothers friend!! :D

thatzzmyjam 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:10

Haha, this was my FML. I was rushing to get ready for work and jumped in without checking (never had somebody hiding in my shower before.) My brother is 13 and i'm 21...lucky for his friend, I only weigh 100lbs...but I don't really know how attractive I am while screaming ;)

null_fml 11

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:06

Screaming just makes you MORE attractive to anyone with rape fantasies. ......what?

wordgirl 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:14

Girlie, you're going to be in his fantasies FOREVER and EVER. :) You better hope his family moves away to another town. You could be in for an awkward LIFE if you have to see him until you're old. :)