Proposal, Awkward and Love: Jumping the gun

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

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By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By gtrs750 - 09/08/2009 13:48 - Canada

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

Friday 23 September 2011 6:02

Sarcasm. Calm your ****.

giantsfan2010 23

Friday 23 September 2011 5:57

I know, right? Two whole weeks.

Comments

afallingstar 22

Friday 23 September 2011 17:12

This guy should meet the girl who was planning her wedding after 3 days...I think they would be perfect for each other

dieselnikole 0

Friday 23 September 2011 17:27

Was it applebee's?

BritLass 15

Friday 23 September 2011 18:23

Damn that sucks for you and your crazy BF. Only two weeks eh? LOL!

jack_tells_truth 0

Friday 23 September 2011 19:17

You dated the dumbass, you deserved it. Work harder at finding a guy who understands timing next time

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 23 September 2011 19:22

Good for you. Dump his needy insecure ass.

marqn001 9

Friday 23 September 2011 19:58

mankiller

bgraber04 1

Friday 23 September 2011 20:27

not heartbreaker....SMART!!

Dcm210 19

Friday 23 September 2011 21:32

he's an asshole. get to know the persona and test drive before marriage.

asktherunes 4

Friday 23 September 2011 21:59

Keep walking or run as fast as you can

cuddlebunny3548 11

Friday 23 September 2011 22:22

You should have said yes, take a risk!!

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