Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
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MissBunnyWillEat 11

Sarcasm. Calm your ****.

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giantsfan2010 23

I know, right? Two whole weeks.

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ironman108 0

The dude is an idiot! 100% no questions asked! It's takes years to Know someone and violates common sense to get married after two weeks of DATEING! good for you for saying NO! The dude was desperate and showed how desperate he was by asking after two weeks. YOU DON'T KNOW A PERSON IN 14 days! Bf / gf ok who cares that's cute, fiancé married?!! Forget that!!!!

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Nauvea 4

Your **** are not calm.

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yankfan89 27

That must have been awkward for the rest of the people in the restaurant to watch that.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Funny, it says on page 47 of his copy of "Learn hypnosis at home: the secret to having success, money and girls." that "a concentrated, unbroken stare will result in the subject falling completely under your power at this point". Watch out for Chapter 7 where he learns the secret to the "mystic chant".

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kareltje 17

I'm not saying that your life doesn't suck, but in the context of things you deserved this. The guy (let him be a fool to do this after two weeks) put his heart on the table and you stepped on it. Blue or not, that hurts. (he should've still had the courtesy of dropping you off back home, though).

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wriptidez 0

that was immature on his part.... way too soon to ask

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Mathematical 0

He liked it, so he wanted to put a ring on it.

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Sawprophet 3

His thought as he stares; "That does not compute!"

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pscl1990 3

Girls always Complain they want to be loved and taken care of and need à guy that knows what he wants, then they found one and still its not good enough u deserved it i hope it was raining too !!

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firedraik 0

There's such a thing as infatuation, and many don't know the difference. You don't know how caring he was; proposing doesn't automatically mean he's a keeper.

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