Just a kind of magic

By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 15:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

How did you not see this coming? Tell your boyfriend about this new trick. Have him bend over, then shove the same wine dripped broomstick up his ass.

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untoward 0

YDI for not seeing that "trick" on tv before

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underpaid011 0

never, and I repeat NEVER, hold anything up like that for anyone. EVER.

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at1325 0

yes asswipe. it is common professional attire.

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CloudEnvy 17

62, you prey on their opinion, heavy handedly applying your own while relying on personal image to justify yourself. I'd call that idiotically retarded in itself.

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CloudEnvy 17

I offer no smugness, merely a parody of an opinion taking superiority over another opinion.

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FFML_314 11

-Steals watch and kills Kay- MUAHAHA!

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CloudEnvy 17

'kay i'll take it. But remember what was said about your methods in exchange for it. Give that back you little thief.

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FFML_314 11

Don't tell her! It's Monday night! Which means it's Spaghetti and Meatballs, followed by some lovin. Step-mommy needs loving too!

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FFML_314 11

-Catches, ties up and gags- I remember how you like it.

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FFML_314 11

-Begs for forgiveness-

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meowcow 3

ive seen this trick end with a kick to the nuts to force the person to drop the cup :)

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capilot 10

That's a very old prank. How did you manage to graduate college without at least hearing about it? But your boyfriend is a grade-A dick. If he likes pranks so much, you should play one of your own. I recommend black widow spiders in his bed.

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Hughmadd 0

Yeah, he's a "grade-A dick" for having humour. People on this site seriously need an overload of laughing gas. Jesus....

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capilot 10

There's pranks, and there's dumping wine on someone's expensive suit. He should've used water and he should've done it when she wasn't wearing something expensive. That's the difference between a prankster and a dick.

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Griggy 0

Oxi-Clean and a Sham-Wow and you'll be fine.

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Hughmadd 0

48: "Oxy Clean" Reading that...makes me sad...:(

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CherryBomb511 3

Aww Billy Mayes.

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Toxicitykid 0

Hope you didn't have white carpet either, that would have sucked!

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mintcar 9

I've never really heard if this prank. But I mean really OP, you should've caught on. /Facepalm/

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Luckysam1984 0

It sounds like your boyfriend was trying to break up with you. He seems to want to ruin your shit.

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SweetnessMallory 0

wow....you should not have taken the broomstick...

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wwerulez14 6

No shit, Sherlock. Any more brilliant deductions for us?

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Melaniee_fml 0

work on your dodging skills.

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