Animals, Birthday, Gifts and Pranks: Just a prank has its limits

Just a prank has its limits

By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 17:34 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my demented asswipe of a lab partner thought it'd be funny to replace the birthday gift I bought for my girlfriend with the large intestine of a recently-dissected dog. My girlfriend nearly fainted when she opened the gift box, and accused me of planning the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 16:06 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By sorry dawg - 29/08/2019 20:00

Today, my coworker had been distraught over not being able to keep his dog after his divorce, so trying to be sweet, I'd ordered a specially-made stuffy that looked like it. I put it on his desk with a note and cookies. He thought I was mocking him and threw the plate at me. FML

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By Awie - 20/10/2011 08:26 - Austria

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 19 863

By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML

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You deserved it 8 862

Am I really the asshole here?

By What did she expect? - 07/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend screamed at me for throwing away her food, calling me a sick, controlling psycho. When I pointed out that the seafood pasta I tossed was a week old and almost certainly rotten, she dug the box out of the trash and ate it to prove a point. Now she's got food poisoning and somehow it's my fault. FML

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You deserved it 118

By smith - 28/01/2012 03:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML

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Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

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You deserved it 3 001

By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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You deserved it 18 565

Petty

By Kamilah - 03/05/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I learned that my husband “accidentally” let the dog out and allowed her to be eaten by an alligator because I got a male coworker, who is also a good friend of mine, a birthday present. We had an argument about our friendship, which apparently bothers him. I’d had that dog since I was a junior in high school. FML

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You deserved it 142

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 04:29 - United States - Bentonville

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML

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You deserved it 2 891

Nordrag 26

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:05

As far as pranks go, anything that ***** with a gift for someone else is taking it to far.

slooby_fml 25

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:04

Create an...experiment...for your lab partner

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:23

That's just cruel and gross...time to do some pranking...

QQmore_fml 18

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:30

Time to prank the **** out of your friend, or punch him in the face.

2ndSucks 15

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:35

The small intestine would be a better tool for this.

kee_breezy32 34

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:35

two words .... pay back !

M3DIC4T3 29

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:45

I believe that's 7,346,780,124 words, if my math is correct.

misspulkadot24 17

Saturday 29 June 2013 3:42

Four words. Duck Face. Must Destroy.

graceinsheepwear 33

Saturday 29 June 2013 4:16

#20, actually I think you forgot to carry the 3...

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:47

You must pull shit like that all the time =]

MistySky 17

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:47

Must have been a pretty shitty day.. :(

SamanthaNGoree 10

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:52

Don't you think you might smell it?

M3DIC4T3 29

Saturday 29 June 2013 6:28

Voldemort has a girlfriend.

knoxxx 22

Saturday 29 June 2013 3:35

How did your lab partner get ahold of your girlfriend's birthday gift in the first place?

Grayness_ 26

Saturday 29 June 2013 3:58

I would've prolly punch your lab partner. And is sad your girl don't trust you. Trust issues.

Brock_Dudeson 11

Saturday 29 June 2013 4:02

Haha thats actually a pretty funny prank, sucks she blamed it on you though

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