Animals, Birthday, Gifts and Pranks: Just a prank has its limits

Just a prank has its limits

By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 17:34 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my demented asswipe of a lab partner thought it'd be funny to replace the birthday gift I bought for my girlfriend with the large intestine of a recently-dissected dog. My girlfriend nearly fainted when she opened the gift box, and accused me of planning the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 16:06 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By sorry dawg - 29/08/2019 20:00

Today, my coworker had been distraught over not being able to keep his dog after his divorce, so trying to be sweet, I'd ordered a specially-made stuffy that looked like it. I put it on his desk with a note and cookies. He thought I was mocking him and threw the plate at me. FML

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By Awie - 20/10/2011 08:26 - Austria

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML

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Am I really the asshole here?

By What did she expect? - 07/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend screamed at me for throwing away her food, calling me a sick, controlling psycho. When I pointed out that the seafood pasta I tossed was a week old and almost certainly rotten, she dug the box out of the trash and ate it to prove a point. Now she's got food poisoning and somehow it's my fault. FML

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By smith - 28/01/2012 03:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML

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Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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Petty

By Kamilah - 03/05/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I learned that my husband “accidentally” let the dog out and allowed her to be eaten by an alligator because I got a male coworker, who is also a good friend of mine, a birthday present. We had an argument about our friendship, which apparently bothers him. I’d had that dog since I was a junior in high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 04:29 - United States - Bentonville

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML

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Nordrag 26

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:05

As far as pranks go, anything that ***** with a gift for someone else is taking it to far.

slooby_fml 25

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:04

Create an...experiment...for your lab partner

Comments

JasonUMN 15

Saturday 29 June 2013 4:03

These truly are the dog days of summer

stephhrunsaway 21

Saturday 29 June 2013 4:31

Shout out to Nigeria! My family's from there :-)

Danielle7994 18

Saturday 29 June 2013 4:38

Cool! My family's from there too, OP. Nigerians can be crazy sometimes

buckdharma 37

Saturday 29 June 2013 4:39

Let me get this straight. You thought you were giving her something nice and could take a bow, instead you gave her bow-wow bowels? Instead of something instrumental, sentimental, or even incidental, you gave her entrails? This entailed something once owning a tail? I'd give this giver of innards the voice of a tenor.

coute21 6

Saturday 29 June 2013 5:49

Don't quit your day job.

Fedezzer 20

Saturday 29 June 2013 10:02

Sometimes you've just got to know when to say: "no. I don't need to post this."

MzZombicidal 36

Sunday 30 June 2013 16:31

I enjoyed it. But I am, admittedly, easily amused.

archnarquibquib 21

Saturday 29 June 2013 5:44

At least he didn't give her your dissected ear?

chuckcloninger 12

Saturday 29 June 2013 7:22

You have a shit for a lab partner and your girlfriend isn't much better. Unless you've been a complete jerk to her in the past why would she react like that?

Druu 53

Saturday 29 June 2013 7:42

Sorry to hear about the birthday plans you had for your girlfriend. I guess your lab partner really rectum.

AmberAusgeflippt 13

Saturday 29 June 2013 7:46

Make him some laxative and ipecac brownies. Now. Seriously. &your girl doesn't trust you, especially about something so7 frivolous? Relationships - Trust = Futile Fact.

AmberAusgeflippt 13

Saturday 29 June 2013 7:50

Make him some laxative and ipecac brownies. Now. Seriously. &your girl doesn't trust you, especially about something so frivolous? Relationships - Trust = Futile Fact.