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By OneGirlsLife - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 042
You deserved it 290

Same thing different taste

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Great! Now you have a DNA sample of the criminal to give to the cops.

That’s a good thought, but are the cops going to deploy the DNA lab for Almost Grand Theft Auto?

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

How is this an fml? Tgis is f*cking insta-karma

at least you can uae the blood to track them down.

Yep, DNA sample for sure! Someone call the CSI unit!

Blood samples! Now to track him down with the power of forensics. (I watched CSI, so I clearly know what I'm talking about!)