Karme is real

By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, I held my cousin's new baby, whom I have nicknamed Canteloupe Head. He then reenacted the Exorcist by projectile vomiting all over my lap and shirt. His mom is a firm believer in karma. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 077
You deserved it 35 475

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Even the baby knew you misspelled cantaloupe! It would be great if the vomit stream was bright orange.

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soysauce1208 18

im sure if you just came into this world with the nickname cantaloupe head you would puke on the person who gave it to you too! :|

Baby puked cuz it was sick of this ####

ydi for holding a baby. those things are disgusting.

If everyone had that attitude, we would all be extinct.

55 - Not if all babies became self-sufficient. The Wolf Girls survived. The human race might be a lot cooler that way. :)

Epic win for the baby, you fail miserably, muahahahahaha. ;)

RedPillSucks 31
Evii_fml 5

Now you know not to make fun of babies.! You Fail.!

why would you nickname it now? nickname it when it can remember the nickname.

TropicalTulipz 0

canteloupe head!!! WTF!! u totally deserved that throw up dude...