Babies and Kids: Karme is real

Karme is real

By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, I held my cousin's new baby, whom I have nicknamed Canteloupe Head. He then reenacted the Exorcist by projectile vomiting all over my lap and shirt. His mom is a firm believer in karma. FML

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By babybreath - 03/06/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML

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By brittsters - 04/09/2015 17:46 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I went to visit my mom and my 3-month-old sister. I picked the baby up, totally unaware that she had just eaten. As I went to give her a kiss, she vomited straight into my mouth. Let's just say she wasn't the only one who puked. FML

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By Katy - 14/02/2023 18:00

Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML

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You deserved it 368

By Felinefine - 15/08/2016 19:33 - United Kingdom - South Petherton

Today, after changing and dressing my 6-month-old into his super cute brand new outfit, I saw the telltale sign of him about to vomit. Without thinking, I cup my hand under his mouth and catch it all. I had to sit there with a hand full of puke and nowhere to dump it. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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By Lickmebaby - 12/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Enfield

Today, I woke up to see my 8-year-old cousin licking my hand. All of it. FML

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By girlmeetsworld - 18/02/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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You deserved it 13 657

By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 19:09 - United States - Littleton

Today, I went to a big family dinner. At one point, my cousin ran up to me, sobbing hysterically, holding his crotch, and making a huge scene. Turns out that while taking a piss, he "accidentally" swatted his willy with an electric bug zapper. I can't believe I'm related to this little shit. FML

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By laurwitharawr - 06/10/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, my daughter turned one month old. I decided to give her a congratulatory kiss on the cheek. She decided to projectile vomit warm breastmilk into my partially open mouth. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 13 October 2010 23:06

Even the baby knew you misspelled cantaloupe! It would be great if the vomit stream was bright orange.

CitrusGirl 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 23:12

YDI- never insult peoples babies.

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jojobeanz 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 4:24

hahahaha ydi

elmorous 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 4:38

my aunt called me dork, so i pooped in her shirt pocket. she got pretty mad. she thought, after 37 years, that i should have forgiven her

desichiqa 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 8:41

haha...atleast he is trying

Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0

Friday 15 October 2010 0:00

well so are we

wriptidez 0

Friday 15 October 2010 9:07

awwww hes just a baby grow up

antbait11 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 5:00

projectile vomit isn't normal.. if the baby does it a lot you've got to think pyloric stenosis.

at0micmin3r 23

Sunday 17 October 2010 10:13

HAHAHA I'm sorry... Cantaloupe head??? That's so cute! XP

WillyThaKid 0

Friday 29 October 2010 7:23

Zombie?!!

DalekScythe 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 7:44

you insult babies?! douche, karma ****** you up the ass! >.

SleepOnStones 5

Monday 11 July 2011 5:07

This is why I never hold babies. They're the most disgusting creatures ever.

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Karme is real

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