Animals, Embarrassing, Phobias and Work: Keep cool - FML

Keep cool

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work, I screamed, used one of my employees as a human shield, dove for cover, and cried. Why? A bat flew into my store. Bats scare me shitless. FML

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Luckster 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 23:38

Already I predict a large number of comments written by pricks who apparently aren't afraid of anything and do not accept the idea of someone else having serious fears of anything.

aback 4

Tuesday 17 November 2009 23:34

You'll be known as Batwoman.

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ShaydeStar 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 18:26

Your my new hero.

CYNNER 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 14:51

At least you're not a man.

harrypotterfan12 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:00

oh thats real nice #94 are u a doctor or something beacause ur sorta scaring me. bats r not scary!! i go to tennesse in the summer and there r like millions

harrypotterfan12 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:03

well put #83

XBCX96 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:28

i understand completely, OP. same thing happened to me, and i reacted similarly ( i didnt cry, i just screamed a bit,and ducked for cover). but the part that sucks is that im a dude:-/ and everyone saying YDI for being a coward n stuff is being an asshole. you dont understand because its a phobia: an IRRATIONAL fear. stop being inconsiderate bags of douche

OhEmGee5 2

Tuesday 13 April 2010 5:15

and this is an fml?

scribbles7 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 9:03

I'd probably do the same thing!

whatstehtimemrwo 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 15:37

Atleast you cant get fired

Vampgirl202 4

Thursday 5 May 2011 14:19

I have a phobia of sharks. I can't even stand in front of a skeleton of a shark witout getting paranoid and having to turn around and stare at it every 2 seconds.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Friday 6 May 2011 1:19

careful on Halloween

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