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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work, I screamed, used one of my employees as a human shield, dove for cover, and cried. Why? A bat flew into my store. Bats scare me shitless. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 523
You deserved it 10 153

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Already I predict a large number of comments written by pricks who apparently aren't afraid of anything and do not accept the idea of someone else having serious fears of anything.

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What a LOSER FML lololololololol and i can't believe this FML got accepted and none of mine ever did, and mine were real, **** my life's xD

I hope you are never put in a situation where you must be rescued by Batman.

fringle 0

I hate it when people chicken out at flying things. I've had two wasps land on my face and I didn't freak out so they didn't hurt me. And even if the bat scared you, was it necessary to scream and use a human shield?

OLOtheDemigodess 0

dude it's called PHOBIA for a reason phobia isn't just a normal fear, it's an intense fear - ppl have been known to die when forcibly confronted with their phobias. It really is not a laughing matter.

AnnoyingFlamingo 0

They scare me too. I solved this problem when I saw a bat on a wall a ****** it shitless with a shoe. I now am not afraid of bats

you must have a phobia for bats, what is that phobia called?

wow you must have looked like a nutso.

Hmm, chiroptophobia sucks. My mother has it too. We all deal with problems as we are able, irrational as they may sometimes be. This isn't really an FYL though unless you really DID happen to soil your knickers.

Was this store ' The Office' and by you, you mean the actors?

OLOtheDemigodess 0

dude it's called PHOBIA for a reason phobia isn't just a normal fear, it's an intense fear - ppl have been known to die when forcibly confronted with their phobias. It really is not a laughing matter.