Keep it down

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Warlemming 7

Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.

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Doortje 29

Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.

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FriskyCoconut 0

is screaming really necassary? especially if you have a 4 year old kid in the house, what did u expect?

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thebigblue 2

Why are you having sex with your 4 year old around? At least wait for them to go to sleep.

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5starchickz 0

Aww, that's precious. Your son trying to protect you......

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1121osu2110 0

why the hell are u having sex while 1.. ur kid is home and 2.. he is awake, you fail at being a parent. I know some times u can't help that u wanna hv sex right then and there but when ur kid is awake u should control yourself...

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5Jenna5 0

aww u have an awesome child for caring. and why the hell r u having sex with a child in the house???

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purple_zebras_ 0

omg all you people are ridiculous having sex while your child is home is perfectly fine! the 4 year old was just trying to protect his mommy and most likely wouldn't of walked in on her STFU all you people don't know what it's like to have kids apparently because you can't always take them to someone because it's hard to find trustworthy people to take care of them!

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meteor_stream 9

What's with all the "omg you scarred the kid for life, how can you have sex when the kid's at home and not asleep" comments? OP, just lock the kid in its room with a supply of toys/books/games that's enough for the time while you're with the boyfriend. Also, lock your door too. No intruders, no problems.

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dubstep87 0

and the mother of the year award goes to....??? not good to have sex with kids home.. especially if it isn't the father of Ur kids.. an if you are not planning to stay with him.. other than that.. yes it was cute but not cool. Ur son will forever be traumatize 

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