KEEP OUT

By Awkward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Redmond

Today, my neighbor put up an electric fence to keep my five-year-old son out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 422
You deserved it 15 469

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What does your son do to need that? Sh** on their lawn?

To be fair, why is your 5 year old left without supervision long enough that he gets into the neighbour's yard? Watch you kid!

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kids are always ruining my roses too, tell him I appreciate the tip

YDI. You should have put up a fence to keep your little terror in your own yard before it came to that. Rest assured though, that your kid will figure out how to get past it in no time. Then you need to worry about his next line of defence!

Maybe your son is just looking for Chucky? Does he have a creepy doll...

I think that is a bit extreme considering he's only a child however OP if he did that it makes me wonder why your kid is in his yard often enough to take it to the extreme like that and why your not keeping a better eye on him while he's outside considering he's only 5 years old.

Labyrinth13 20

That's on you OP to keep your kid out of your neighbor's yard. Which is something you should have done in the first place. It's their yard not your child's playground. Watch your kid properly. How do you know it's because of you and your kid in the first place? Some people put up special electric fences when they get large dogs. It may have nothing to do with you and your five year old.

Well I'm not sure how but I posted half of my comment. But really OP that can seriously hurt your child. Keep him away from the neighbor's yard if you can help it. I wouldnt like to hear about charred flying five year olds on the news.

The laws are different in each state, but I know in some places its illegal for someone to have dangerous stuff out if its enticing to young children and could cause them harm. If you're really worried about the fence, you should look into that. But honestly, its your problem, not your neighbor's. I know you can't easily control kids, but it IS his yard. Tell your kid that he can't go in the neighbor's yard. Tell him its dangerous. Keep an eye on him too, he's your responsibility. And if he ends up going to the fence, well then, he'll get the consequence for breaking the rules. Some rules are okay to break, but if a neighbor doesn't want you around and you go to his yard even though he put up a fence, you deserve a consequence. Unless your child has developmental issues, a five year old should be smart enough to know not to do it, and if they disobey anyway, its their own fault.

Honey, I've worked with 5-year-olds and they keep on doing things despite the consequences. They surely weren't developmentally disabled; they just didn't give two craps.

SuperMew 22

I told my nephew (when he was five) used to do stuff because he could. I told him not to eat the cupcakes on the table because they were for school and he ate bites out of all of them. Not because he was hungry, but because he thought it was funny. Sometimes kids are jerks and making excuses because of his age and what he should do never works.

That's awful. He's five and it's still learning right from wrong. Surely it would of been as effective to put markers on the ground or a wooden fence and explain to your son where the boundaries are.

You've never had children, have you? They know exactly what's right and wrong at that age. Only by some stroke of good fortune do they actually listen and keep out if trouble.

happyfingers 15

Well if your kid was running around in your neighbor's yard enough for them to do that it'll certainly teach you to keep a better eye on your kid, won't it? lol