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By Anonymous - 13/04/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my two year-old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML

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By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

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By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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Demon child

By Some Guy - 12/10/2015 00:54 - United States - Allen

Today, I was babysitting a two year-old. He was messing around with a silver fork and I told him it was dangerous. He then got mad at me, started crying, and stabbed me right in the foot. Be warned, even though they're little, they can still cause a lot of pain. FML

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Not her fault nor mine

By Shut up loser! - 02/12/2019 03:00

Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML

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By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 27/08/2020 10:02 - Australia - Murarrie

Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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JBiz_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 10:03

That sucks. And #1 you go to hell.

hans12 0

Monday 13 April 2009 14:25

um,kid hits you hard enough to leave a bruise = spanking.

Comments

shacala 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:26

definitely not an FML.

average_girl 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:09

next time give him a nerf ball.. sheesh when a kid is having a tantrum.. avoid sharp/dangerous objects

whiterabbit_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:00

Probably not an FML... but what a ******* brat. God, this site really shows what assholes kids can be.

Islander_fml 5

Tuesday 14 April 2009 6:52

If a kid is throwing a temper tantrum, never ever give them what they want! If they're going to make things unpleasant, there is no reason why you should try to placate them. Just put him in his room and let him scream until he stops. Then he'll realize that a temper tantrum will do nothing.

melissa_10 7

Tuesday 14 April 2009 6:52

haha..that sucks!

colie_m_w 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 7:31

What kind of kid would do that? Two words: BOARDING SCHOOL. You shouldn't be beaten by your own children, my god!

mercedeslove 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 7:54

hit him back with the flashlight. It will teach the brat a lesson

MCart_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:44

Never give anything throwing a tantrum something that can be used as a weapon. This is like giving someone having a mental breakdown a baseball bat. Common sense fail. YDI.