Killing the mood

By hotmess - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Katy

Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
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newthoughts_ 16

Ydi. Couldn't you go inside to do all that?

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Senseless_487 29

While nobody really likes excessive PDA, did he have to watch? He could have just looked away if he thought it was that gross.

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rosesarenice 5

I'd keep a close eye on that neighbor and make sure there's no peepholes lol obviously he enjoyed it cause he continued to watch rather than look away and do something else

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kfchicken 31

he did do sething else he got on Facebook and told her to stop. Ya if someone sees me making out and getting groped outside thier window I should keep an eye on them cuz THEYRE the pervs....

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spaholla04 13

It really isn't appropriate in such a public location. That being said, your neighbor is creepy and should have let it go. I'd definitely unfriend him. Lol.

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Brad31_fml 21

YDI. You need to learn that though your own sense of privacy is only semi-existent, there are people that would prefer to not see you get fondled in public.

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Rozeyyy 25

Haha...I like your neighbour The phrase "Get a room" seems appropriate for this FML No one likes a view of PDA outside their window.

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Coffee5555 14

well, apparently you had a great time with your boyfriend, who cares then about your creepy neighbor?

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Enslaved 36

What you do in private is your business but if others can see you its not private enough especially if touching (whatever that means) was involved. Yes, the neighbour could have looked the other way but maybe saw only a few seconds of it and that was enough.

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c0rrupt555 3

tell her to mind her own business if she don't like it go inside

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Sora_McKain 36

Why should the neighbor have to go inside just because someone is doing VERY inappropriate behavior outside. This is definitely a YDI for the OP.

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videogames4life 10

You should tell your neighbour to avoid staring, then

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janderson416 16

Moral of the story: No one wants to see that. YDI

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