Killing the mood

By hotmess - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Katy

Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 653
You deserved it 8 778

Same thing different taste

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Ydi. Couldn't you go inside to do all that?

While nobody really likes excessive PDA, did he have to watch? He could have just looked away if he thought it was that gross.

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Next time, have sex right there in your yard. Oh, and make sure your neighbour is watching so you can put on a good show! Honestly people, PDA is not gross unless it's outright ripping their clothes off or hands down the pants fondling. I smile to myself whenever I see a couple kissing or casually caressing in public since it helps restore my faith in the world knowing that love exists for others as well. Society is still too much in the tight arse era.

Kissing, hugging or holding hands in public is just fine, but "light caressing " touching, fondling or anything else that involves private areas should NEVER be done in public for any reason. It is not appropriate.

AleyahRose123 6

Finally someone said it lol

loctran 4

If 2 people want to make out, that's their business. What the neighbor did was privacy invasion, and it's clearly rong.

@28: How is it privacy invasion? They were outside. Not like the neighbor was looking in their window.

Well if there had been touching involved then perhaps you should have stepped inside your house? Consider your neighbors... No one really does want to watch you do that.

Idk why a lot of people are blaming the neighbor. I look outside my widows all the time (although I live in the country with not many neighbors) and if somebody was making outside they would be the problem. There is a house. Which is your private place. Use it. Not the public space.

alliewillie 22

Agreed, especially if "touching" was involved. Whatever that means.

Im feeling the loss of the "you deserved it" button strongly right now

You really shouldn't be groping each other like that in public. It's just common courtesy. Save that for the bedroom.

I love how everyone keeps referring to the ops porch/yard as being public I mean don't get me wrong I wouldn't particularly want everyone f******g on their porch but in the end if you keep paying your rent/mortgage and you stay on your own PRIVATE property you should be able to do whatever the hell you want and if they make the choice to look then they can deal with what they see

FYL. Dickwad was ******* spying on you.

harleyivy 7

The neighbor could have asked more respectfully, than starting with "that was gross." Was "could you please stop doing that outside with your boyfriend" too hard to write.

haha your neighbor was jealous what is with society these days..you could have a screaming match or fist fight and nobody would say a thing. .show passion and love and you get bitched at...wtf??