Kinda sus behavior

By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
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arano 29

Good for you for making the right decision and sticking by your child. However she is a lying bitch and doesn't deserve a guy like you. Put that bitch on the curb and move on.

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Moonfate 16

was everything non refundable? Seems easy enough to just bring it back.

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janfleury 19

If your going to dance in the sprinkler, wear a raincoat. Every. Time.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

I'm guessing that's a euphemism for wearing a condom. But even with them there is still a chance of pregnancy.

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alphafish17 16

Wait but why would you wear a raincoat in a sprinkler? Isn't the point of playing in a sprinkler to get wet? The coat defeats the purpose.

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Bearsmomma 30

If playing in a sprinkler could give you children and STD's, wouldn't you then CHOOSE to have that raincoat?

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MandieL 27

If playing in a sprinkler gave out pregnancy and std's, I wouldn't let my kids play in it. But a with a sprinkler, the water goes up, so a rain coat wouldn't be much help. That would be like wearing a broken condom. Condoms are not 100% effective. There is still a small chance of pregnancy with them. So they might have used a condom for all we know. They could also have been in a relationship where pregnancy was okay for them. So not actively trying, but not actively preventing either.

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kingdomgirl94 29

Maybe playing in the rain would have been a better analogy.

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YoloWhiteRSA 20

Dump her and tell her three weeks later it was just a lie.

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MizDisaster 2

ask her to marry him 3 weeks later say it was a lie now that way he gets her excited just like she did to him and lets her fall off that cloud just as hard

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Etweens96 25

You seem like a guy that all girls should get; a man who's willing to stick with her when pregnant with your child. But it's obvious to me she doesn't deserve you. Return everything you bought and dump her lying butt!

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kingdomgirl94 29

I have mixed feelings about all the congrats OP is getting for sticking around. You shouldn't get a gold star for not being a garbage person. OP did what he should do, and what any non-asshole does. It's not like we all get congratulated for not stealing candy from babies or not punching strangers in the face. Like good on OP for not being a bag of dicks, but not being a bag of dicks is the standard.

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Rabite 28

I couldn't agree more. How the hell can people think that it is totally normal to leave your pregnant girlfriend?

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thunderniron 22

Return the baby stuff and the girlfriend. If she'll manipulate like that now it'll only get worse if she thinks she can get away with it, and let's face it, do you trust her now??

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interesting33 36

That is true, how could OP trust what she says?

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waleedma 18

Well now break up with her without any guilt feelings!!!

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ChristinePi 36

It was great if you to step up like that but I would have waited to buy things since there's always a small chance to lose the baby. I think the rule is to wait until 12 weeks before you start preparing.

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Aethereal 14

It is hardly a 'small' chance, seeing as a third of initially confirmed pregnancies miscarry. You should always wait till 5th month or so, when it's much less likely.

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Bearsmomma 30

Or you could get excited about a baby and start buying stuff. If it doesn't work out trade, sell, return or gift the items. With first pregnancies people either don't know that's considered too early, or they're just super excited. I did and would again start gathering fun baby stuff right away, and I wouldn't judge anyone that did the same.

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SilverInGray 25

42 - they're not judging, they're giving advice. Pretty sound advice, too.

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heyLaddieHey 18

Return or exchange what you can, then dump her.

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