Break-ups and Love: Kinda sweet

Kinda sweet

By cakegirl - 26/05/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML

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You deserved it 3 588

By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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Post-it

By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

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By neta_1996 - 03/01/2014 02:06 - United States - Mabelvale

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 228

You deserved it 3 982

By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 3 205

You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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You deserved it 195

Breaking news

By Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 698

By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 079

You deserved it 3 013

By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 145

You deserved it 10 738

By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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BethanyKimberly 4

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:13

Sucks you got broken up with. but that was kind of nice of her..

oooh_dear 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:12

at least you didnt have to go out and buy a pint of ice cream. you got a free cake instead!

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hockey15hockey 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 3:42

the cake makes the whole relationship worth while haha

LittleMiss1 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 4:19

#15 is AMAAAZING!!! that sucks but free cake xD

cantth1nk0fnam3 3

Wednesday 27 May 2009 4:20

it's better than nothing. he could have broken up with you and left you with nothing. at least she gave you a cake i suppose?

justxdream 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 4:28

that's nice, sweet, stupid, and annoying at the same time. confusing bitch..

taquito6 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 4:29

at least you recieve something... i found out today that this four months with my ex where a lie... all was part of a revenge... fml...

fdyourmom 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 4:34

You should bake her a cake saying "GENE POOL: FAIL."

princess333 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 4:53

ohh man thats sad and funny at the same time. But hey at least u have the cake to make u feel better

wickedgrl13 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 6:25

You should tell your ex that the cake was more satisfying than he ever was in bed XD

xabuko 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 7:00

Damn....if that wasnt staged..i dont know what is!!!

plumtriangle 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 7:18

wait that was really sweet of his mom....how is this an fml?? she has sympathy! (unless she was the one planing the break up...)

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