Sex, Cheating and Love: Kinky

Kinky

By Amy - 19/05/2010 20:19 - France

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML

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You deserved it 3 569

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 262

The Other Woman

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

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You deserved it 224

By Anonymous - 12/04/2014 05:24 - United States

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML

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You deserved it 8 415

By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 151

By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 483

By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

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You deserved it 4 311

By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 15/12/2018 23:00 - United States - University Center

Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML

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You deserved it 355

By hgirl - 28/01/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML

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You deserved it 3 331

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

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You deserved it 5 598

Congrats!

By sodonewiththis89 - 10/02/2021 13:59

Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 83

epoh_fml 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 1:55

sucks for you :/ is the baby his?

waimcyked10 4

Thursday 20 May 2010 2:18

He's attracted to pregnant woman? Hopefully he won't get you pregnant for the sake of it. lmfao

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aznpopgrl02 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:04

wat if he cheated on u with ur roommate? maybe that's why u think that ur bf has a thing with prego ladies cuz it's his kid??? jus a possibility

JackedUpOnMtnDew 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:06

Your boyfriend sounds like Alan off of Two And a Half Men... haha there is this one episode where Alan gets turned on by this prego lady. But Op.. that really sucks :/

aznbaddie 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:14

prego sex FTW!

davek 36

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:18

Be very careful about ******* him, he might make holes in the condoms

cincin75 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:20

8 trust me, belly is so tasty. I tried. :(

cincin75 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:21

damn, I mean it is NOT tasty.

JesseJaymz 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:25

...thas nasty....

nivri 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:26

I'd do katillete (inside joke)

Michaelax540x 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:36

that's just ******* weird.

huskydude18 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:44

MAURY MAURY MAURY..i hope i spelt that right

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Kinky

Same thing different taste

The Other Woman

Congrats!

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