Kinky

By whatever - 23/03/2009 06:46 - United States

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Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Smooth one, man. But I do agree with you. Superpowers would kick an immense amount of ass.

Shoot...i would have probably said the same thing.....

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chroniclurker 0

MAJOR points for you! Though women say they want a completely mature man, the little "immaturities" are what make you endearing. And honestly...a person who thinks super powers aren't awesome just doesn't deserve to pass on their genes and create another generation of people who don't recognize the coolness of being able to fly or melt things with their eyes. And just because she had to specify didn't mean she thinks you're stupid. She just realized she made a mistake by not being clear. If she said it in an annoyed tone, it was probably to cover up the embarrassment of a) not being clear and b) having to specify.

fantasy about having sex with Wonder Woman.

Now, would the answer still be 'superhero'?

Tell her with super strength you could do it all night long? Say that was your " sexual fantasy"..... Lmao thought that's hallarious

You should have said "exactly", then winked.

OMG that's sweet I wanna be a superhero too LOL I would date you

blamdarot 0

Being an attractive nerd-girl, I would much rather hear about what super powers you want.