Kinky

By whatever - 23/03/2009 06:46 - United States

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Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Smooth one, man. But I do agree with you. Superpowers would kick an immense amount of ass.

Shoot...i would have probably said the same thing.....

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Much lulz, had i been sitting at the table beside you i'd have been pissing myself laughing, after she said sexual fantasy.

Honestly you said nothing wrong...she should have been more specific. If she has a problem with superheroes then she's not very cool in my opinion.

Nothing wrong with what you said. If she wanted to know your sexual fantasies she should've made it clear in her question. Plus, superheros are awesome anyway.

Your answer was just fine, and it could be a sexual fantasy. I'd like to get freaky with Batman. ;)

you should have replied "I was talking about my sexual fantasy. Guess what my super powers are."

That's when you kick in with some sort of Kryptonite innuendo.

how is this an fml? you misunderstood, she most likely corrected you, and everything probably went right back to the way it was.... some people are just dying to have an fml story.... and I understand that, maybe... but this is ******* lame. **** your life for being so desperate to post something on **** my life, douchebag.

TheOrpheus 0

thats a great answer. by not going straight to sex it shows you not completely perverted and that you like to have fun because you did say superhero. silver lining my friend.

oranges123 0

Probably not an FML, I would've enjoyed that answer, being a girl.