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By whatever - 23/03/2009 06:46 - United States

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Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML
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Jaywin 3

Smooth one, man. But I do agree with you. Superpowers would kick an immense amount of ass.

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BooYou 0

Shoot...i would have probably said the same thing.....

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tsax421 0

thats a great answer. I would have been more specific - "I wish I were Gambit from the X-men... that guy kicked a shitload of ass..." Epic win on your part dude. Kudos

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Reasonable_man 0

Agreed with #36 I think she loses points for not being down with the awesomeness of superheroes.

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skeptictank 0

My bf would have said the same thing. He's my superhero, though, so there's nothing wrong with that!

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ssecnirpc 0

As a female, I find this endearing. You'd have a way better shot of getting some with this answer than "lesbian orgy!"

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afj67 0

whatever, that's awesome! i would actually like you more for that. and #66 i totally agree, he was sooo cool and totally my favorite x-man!

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pibb420 0

"I know, I meant a superhero... in bed." ;)

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3L 0

#20 iz rite i wuz gon tell u chix usually find it cute so... *Live*Love*Laugh* 3L

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clampy4x4 0

Funny, but not FML material.

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HeroicLegend01 0

Hey dude theres nothing wrong with that, take her to go see watchmen, then she'll know how sexy it is to be a superhero, that right there is PROOF!!!

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