Intimacy: Kinky

Kinky

By whatever - 23/03/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 02:00

Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML

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By rokkstarrrVRV - 28/12/2013 08:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 14:51 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML

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By no_leather_of_any_kind - 07/04/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML

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By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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By secret123 - 24/02/2009 11:01 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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Jaywin 3

Monday 23 March 2009 16:09

Smooth one, man. But I do agree with you. Superpowers would kick an immense amount of ass.

BooYou 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:09

Shoot...i would have probably said the same thing.....

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isantorin 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:19

as a girl, if a guy ever said that to me I'd instantly think he was awesome. XD don't feel bad. She sounds like a ****.

toastymamabird 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:19

awww sweety hahaha. i dont think i'd be embarrassed, she didn't specify exactly and everyone has a little kid inside them. i think it's endearing

thequeenofscots 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:20

That would officially win me over if I weren't engaged and a lesbian. :D. There are some of us girls out here who appreciate guys like you, and some of us are even the same.

dol567 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:31

That actually is sweet, and I have no idea why you were supposed to assume she meant sexual fantasy...I would have thought the same thing if someone asked me that (I'm a girl).