Law and order

By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 07:03 - United States - Reno

Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML
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rhiley 26

fair enough tbh someone's gotta lay down the law

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xyris_fml 28

Invest in some nice noise cancelling headphones.

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jerbear91 18

must have a Siamese haha because that's what mine does.

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EatZombies 10

Have you tried endlessly meowing back? I know I would haha

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TheLadyOpal 30

My cat has decided that I shall not be up past midnight. If I am not in bed by then, she runs around my apartment like a furry ballistic missile for about an hour.

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TheLadyOpal 30

I'm not referring to the cat in my picture, by the way. She passed away a couple years ago :(

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kelizsaiz 4

You're lucky, my 10 month old kitten is afraid of the dark. I have 2 options at sunset take him to bed or turn on every light in the house. otherwise he has a panic attack (hyperventilating & puking) FML He was orphaned before his eyes opened & our city shelter has the lights on 24/7, so he never knew darkness till I adopted him... My vet figured it out. ($500 Later)

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Iwannarock1 19

A shock collar can fix that in 2 minutes

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qwertycode 19

that's really good! I'd love to be in bed by 11pm... I'm just not strict enough on myself haha

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PickleOfLife 4

Start a new habit of putting the cat outside before you go to bed. Pretty soon the cat will stop reminding you it's bed time :)

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Fairyjoshy 13

Ah yes, good idea - put the cat outside where it can tear up other people's yards, kill local animals and other people's pets, get run over, or captured and tortured to death by the local serial-killers-in-training. Or you could be a responsible pet owner and *not* let your cat outside without supervision and a leash.

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