Lazy ass

By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 17:04 - United States - Cherry Hill

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Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
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fakedsincerity 32

Some people just have incompatible sex drives. He's wrong to call you names for expressing what you need to be happy. I hope you guys can talk it out and compromise so you're both happy and can have your needs met.

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magikarpsmurfs 19

I think it's time to discuss with your husband that people not just yourself have needs. Those needs are normal & should be taken care of by those committed to you. AKA your husband.

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LevyLove 17

Girl.... That makes me hurt for you. I can give you some great tips on "personal" toys if that'll help any. Which it will. ?

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dannnngthatsux 19

You're welcome to come by my house several times a week. (We can't have sex, but my wife says I have a sparkling personality!) Sorry Anon, make friends with both hands.

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Zillamamma 4

I feel your pain... sometimes they just aren't on the same page as us

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KrDizzy 16

A man won't have sex with you more than once a month? Answer is simple; He's gay, he's cheating, or maybe you smell bad?

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MFcoffee 12

or maybe its ED and he's embarrassed, or perhaps she let herself go and he doesn't find her sexualy arousing anymore. that or it's the "been there done that" problem

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EvilBubbles 9

He's definitely getting it somewhere else and making excuses #sorryHun

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Exaspera 54

How come guys are "players" and gals are "nymphos?"

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Nimor 25

Wow.. just wow... really sorry about that OP

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shemademedoit 20

I wish I had a wife that would want to have sex more than once a month. maybe he can't get it up a lot?

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Hauclir 14

I would love to have sex that frequently.

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heyLaddieHey 18

Uhmm. Is he asexual by any chance? Sounds like you two may need some couples counseling

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