Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Health: Leaking

Leaking

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our local supermarket. Ten feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants' legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new supermarket, maybe a new town. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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Poot

By dumblonde76 - 14/09/2021 07:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I had a rumble in my tummy whilst picking up groceries. I tried to let out a little poot, but ended up shitting in my pants. I had to leave without the groceries. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML

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Fools rush in

By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 10:00 - United States - Utica

Today, after a shopping trip, I had the worst diarrhea attack and almost shat my pants before I could even get in the front door. By the time I could get the door open, it was taking all of my self-control to keep from shitting myself. I had to shit on the toilet with the front door and bathroom door wide open. FML

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Looks like we made it… Oh.

By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 23:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML

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Get rid of the evidence!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2020 17:11

Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML

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Jeremy?

By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 22:00

Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML

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First time for everything

By Anonymous - 02/02/2024 06:00 - United States - Hoffman

Today, I've been sneezing and coughing and not feeling well, so I decided to go to the grocery store to get some bone broth and some orange juice. Shortly after grabbing the orange juice, I felt like I had to pass gas, except it wasn't gas, it was diarrhea. At 35 years-old I pooped my pants in the grocery store. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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amaranthphantom 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:16

I love the way you wrote that OP!! (first?)

Avenging_Angel 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:42

Oh God  I remember when I had really bad diarrhea at Books A Million... Luckily it didn't reach past my underwear when I finally got to the bathroom. Note to people in charge of bathrooms: it is NOT cool when you have to ask for keys to bathrooms. When I gotta go, I GOTTA GO.

Comments

DynamicDave 11

Tuesday 24 November 2009 21:06

I. Love. This. FML!

l0v3t0h8 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 22:08

wow. that was like a short story. very descriptive! haha

Paneity 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 22:21

I hope someone illustrates this one!

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 22:27

That is pretty shitty man. I feel your pain. I had to cut off some boxers and leave them floating in a port-0-potty once.

alexandraa_fml 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 22:41

My sister sent me a picture of a poop covered toilet and wall last week at Sams.. im guessing its due to explosive diarreah? Sick. I still have the picture as proof! *checking my photobucket..* andd.. here the link for those that are curious. I cried at the horror that is explosive diarreah. http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e199/pashaw/poop-3.jpg

yohaun12 3

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:58

that is SO not for the faint at heart. lol. that's narsty!

intensitive 11

Wednesday 25 November 2009 11:06

Jesus ******* christ....... THAT is why I'm scared to use public bathrooms!!!

xf0rg0tt3nx 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 8:26

Oh my GAWD! xD I regret clicking that link now... though I have to admit I actually LOL'd.

alicecooper91 0

Friday 27 November 2009 10:40

I saw something similar to that but about a billion times worse at a Wendy's once. The smell was especially unpleasant. I had to avoid eating at Wendy's for about a year after that, haha.