Kids: Learning curve

Learning curve

By diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By moosemay - 14/01/2016 15:05 - Germany - Dittelbrunn

Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His aim is as poor as my husband's, but I guess now they can blame their mess on each other. FML

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Aromatherapee

By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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Potty drama

By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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New urinal

By fml9124 - 21/12/2019 05:00

Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML

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By anonymous - 16/11/2009 06:00 - Japan

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

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By subtweetqueen - 09/09/2016 04:18 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML

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I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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ktiskool 18

Sunday 7 June 2015 19:27

Make them clean it up and see how much longer it lasts

lexos 16

Sunday 7 June 2015 19:26

Does his tactic actually work?

Comments

Sportey 9

Monday 8 June 2015 2:15

I remember moderating this

Tashido 12

Monday 8 June 2015 2:38

I had a 3 year old who refused to be potty trained. after so long you get desperate. hey, at least you don't have to change diapers anymore.

subzero22 8

Monday 8 June 2015 4:22

They sell things that you put in the toilet so your son can use for target practice for a reason lol

bluecameron 6

Monday 8 June 2015 4:24

Thats how i was potty trained

AkaPanda 12

Monday 8 June 2015 5:17

Haha now he needs to teach him how not to make a mess. You do know life isn't meant to be easy right and that this is ammo for later a story to tell his future wife/husband.

mads_nicole 19

Monday 8 June 2015 5:18

As someone who daily babysits a 3 year old-newly potty trained boy, I fully understand this fml.

SouthMedic 11

Monday 8 June 2015 5:25

Sounds like you married a Bro

samlovesham1234 9

Monday 8 June 2015 5:43

No, more like a man-child.

thebrainiac 9

Monday 8 June 2015 5:39

Why the **** aren't you making him clean it up?

samlovesham1234 9

Monday 8 June 2015 5:42

Sounds like you got two boys instead of one.

soldiat_fml 17

Monday 8 June 2015 6:15

This is funny because on Misha Collins' twitter, he just posted about how guys need something to aim at in urinals. Apparently insect pictures are popular because guys like to pee on bugs. And, apparently, everywhere but the toilet.