Awkward, Religion and Work: Leave me alone

Leave me alone

By Quortney - 22/07/2015 04:20 - United States

Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML

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You deserved it 3 074

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By cassiebee - 04/11/2012 14:16 - United States - Morgan

Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 135

You deserved it 29 320

By rawr - 20/04/2011 14:15

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 374

You deserved it 3 577

By Irobot - 15/03/2017 22:00

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML

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You deserved it 348

Strung out

By bdjsbskl - 07/10/2011 05:55 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 682

You deserved it 2 375

By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 109

You deserved it 1 385

By socknotes - 09/03/2016 04:02 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, a shifty customer came in to my store and was hanging around for about 30 minutes. Apparently, he took that time to put religiously-motivated anti-abortion notes into each and every pair of socks. In the following hours, I had 17 angry returns and was personally threatened twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 837

You deserved it 1 455

By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 505

You deserved it 2 678

By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 057

You deserved it 1 460

Annoyed

By HateCelebz - 29/09/2023 20:00

Today, I was made to do checkout training at the supermarket I work in. My third customer spent £90 on food, and whilst I was serving her, she talked about her 6 kids and her ex. Only four hours of this shit to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 333

You deserved it 613

Chill the **** out, Todd

By itsdezzz - 09/03/2016 23:43 - United States - Hatfield

Today, I noticed a customer looking for expired products in hopes of receiving a coupon from my store. I told them to let me know if they found anything. They promptly began following me around, telling me how to do my job, only to later file a complaint saying that I was harassing them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 599

You deserved it 1 371

Emmiii_fml 18

Wednesday 22 July 2015 12:14

Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have, it's fine to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.

tylercarolinex 21

Wednesday 22 July 2015 12:08

People who force their faith on others really suck

Comments

susytreydawg 13

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:14

Those are the worst kind of people. Why can't they respect others beliefs.

cole66 14

Friday 24 July 2015 10:13

we do, how is talking being disrespectful? and it doesn't seem that respect us and our beliefs

blackonblight 32

Saturday 25 July 2015 6:36

When you try to establish yours as the only right path you are invalidating all others. And any god that invalidates the beliefs of others that are doing no harm is a god I'd like to see gone from this world. Hail Eris. All Hail Discordia.

soulxreaperx356 9

Thursday 23 July 2015 2:01

atheist or religious, forcing your beliefs on others isn't right.

writerchic85 25

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:00

You should have just said oh my! I've seen the light! Thank you! Now move along!!!

MrKilgore 14

Thursday 23 July 2015 4:14

damn. sorry that they chose such a shy person

Liu1992 14

Thursday 23 July 2015 4:37

About 2 years ago, a religious family beat a Mcdonald's girl to death in public in China. Just because the girl refused to join their religion. It truly happened and was all over the news. These people can be crazy, and when you are dealing with them,you need to take care OP.You never know what kind of crazy shit they will do.

cole66 14

Friday 24 July 2015 10:14

this ain't true

DoomedGemini 37

Friday 24 July 2015 11:19

Just looked it up, guess who's wrong cole? I suppose the inquisitions and crusades didn't happen either?

SPN_lover666 27

Friday 24 July 2015 17:26

Cole, it is true. I suggest you do research. A Christian cult in China beat a young woman to death because she wouldn't give them her cellphone number. How does it feel to be wrong over and over again?

Liu1992 14

Thursday 23 July 2015 4:39

dc2fresh 15

Thursday 23 July 2015 4:56

Good! you need some jesus in yo life

Section8_fml 13

Thursday 23 July 2015 5:16

This is the problem. I firmly support people having their religious beliefs, but quit trying to force it on people. If we cared, we'd be in your church.