Legged it

By poserpilot - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
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loserboii 11

You sure someone isn't pulling your leg?

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BatteryAddict 11

Are you sure? You might've just misplaced it. Drunk people tend to do that.

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Sir_Swaggington 6

Are you serious? He deserved having his expensive prosthetic leg stolen from him because he was drinking? And who are you to say that he shouldn't have been?

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ohrlly7457 7

Who thinks "boy i need a prosthetic leg"

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iBiteRoses 22

By the way, I was just moderating the FML submissions and I came across "Today, I woke up after a night of drinking, holding a prosthetic leg. FML"

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Dracoboxer357 35

This kinda reminds me of that song "Detachable Penis", where the guy wakes up missing his junk. :p If you follow the same adventure he did to reclaim his ****, you'll end up 2 blocks away, haggling over its repurchase price from a street vendor and settling on forking over $18.90. ;) Best of luck to you, Op. :)

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Jimbox_fml 3

How come in this drinking FML it's fyl but any other drinking fml it would be ydi. Is it only because he/she has a prosthetic leg?

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thewife5 19

No.. It's because he/she doesn't have a prosthetic leg. Which means they now need to rely on crutches or a wheel chair to get around. The leg is expensive and fit to his leg already and will do no-one else any good. Whoever took it, took it to be a jackass. If someone takes your phone or wallet when you're drunk, they take it because it has value.

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Vixen_Vicious 4

104 - it's not like OP just lost a wallet. I imagine it's pretty easy to forget about the feeling of a wallet in your pocket and leave it somewhere but I'm pretty sure you'd notice as soon as your leg went missing.

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lininnes 6

Probably not stolen, OP just lost it somewhere while passed out.

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