Drunk, Thief and Health: Legged it

Legged it

By poserpilot - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

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You deserved it 6 760

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By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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You deserved it 58 786

By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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You deserved it 3 127

By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 946

You deserved it 2 008

By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 329

You deserved it 15 619

WTH happened?

By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 05:11 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 374

You deserved it 42 545

Very smart

By Leauge - 28/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML

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You deserved it 310

By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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You deserved it 2 173

By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 853

You deserved it 4 308

By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 778

You deserved it 8 746

By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 385

You deserved it 7 763

loserboii 11

Monday 12 November 2012 19:13

You sure someone isn't pulling your leg?

BatteryAddict 11

Monday 12 November 2012 19:14

Are you sure? You might've just misplaced it. Drunk people tend to do that.

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EasternAdvantage 1

Monday 12 November 2012 20:33

You gotta get out of that frat house lol get an apartment of your own lol

godofswag 6

Monday 12 November 2012 20:38

that's ****** up

perdix 29

Monday 12 November 2012 20:45

Good thing it was Happy Hour at that expensive bar, otherwise, it would have cost you an arm and a leg.

daniel_dd31 13

Monday 12 November 2012 20:50

Sounds like a wild night

User57777 13

Monday 12 November 2012 20:52

Well that's a new story or all of us.

ChillinChica 5

Monday 12 November 2012 20:55

What kind of asshole steals a prothstetic leg?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 12 November 2012 21:03

That is so wrong.

FlyingPie 17

Monday 12 November 2012 21:06

I would be hopping mad if that happened to me.

FlyingPie 17

Monday 12 November 2012 21:09

Perhaps they got a kick out of seeing you without the leg.

twinkiefeets 17

Monday 12 November 2012 21:14

Check the fridge!

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Legged it

Same thing different taste

WTH happened?

Very smart

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