Miscellaneous: Lesson learned

Lesson learned

By katharine - 15/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

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You deserved it 30 683

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By lauren_rox - 08/11/2009 17:50 - Canada

Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 431

You deserved it 13 710

Housecleaning

By QuestionMyLife - 01/10/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 432

You deserved it 13 447

By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 568

You deserved it 4 870

By Sh*t - 02/07/2012 21:17 - Venezuela - Caracas

Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 770

You deserved it 2 902

Noise Annoys

By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 06:04

Today, at three in the morning, I rolled out of bed in my sleep, landing butt-first into my trash can and scraping my arm on my bedside table. I cleaned up the mess I'd made and tried to stop my arm from bleeding. During which, my dad banged on the door and told me to keep it down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 558

You deserved it 216

By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 544

You deserved it 21 358

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 436

You deserved it 15 300

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:43 - Isle of Man

Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 624

You deserved it 11 905

Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 315

You deserved it 204

By annoyed - 20/02/2013 20:33 - United States - Paradise Valley

Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 199

You deserved it 2 770

gigi_bella 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:56

Wow, fail on your part. :)

Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:28

That was extremely unfunny.

Comments

neko_ceko 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 10:57

You keep your dirty boots in your bedroom? FYL

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:45

You keep your boots by your bed? You know what, I'm not even going to ask why.... *walks off whistling and pretends he never saw this FML*

thancooper 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:08

wouldn't happen if you weren't a disgusting slob

TaGalicous 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:23

you must be desperate to hurt yourself getting a call from your mom

PsychoShark 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 21:49

Lol I got the funniest mental image of a chick slipping on jeans and eating it.

nextwhiskeybar 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:20

"Daydreaming" is girl code for "masturbating". HA-HA on you.

eleutheros 3

Wednesday 17 March 2010 11:46

"Today, I wasted 10 seconds of my time on an FML that was actually an MLIA." Boo hoo, so you had to get out of bed and got told off by your mum...what's the big deal? o.O

nanner6206 24

Saturday 18 June 2016 23:56

What's MLIA?

Haileyw15 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 2:56

The real concern is, why were your pants off O.o

FockinA 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:30

don't be such a slob.then again, slob girls are easy. :D

cloverpi314 4

Monday 7 June 2010 19:52

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