Family and Miscellaneous: Let 'em in

Let 'em in

By sister_woes - 09/10/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I didn't have my key, so my sister told me to call her to let me in. I called, no answer. I waited for 15 minutes and then called my dad complaining about her, still being outside. She popped her out the window and yelled, "Don't talk about me, bitch!" and wouldn't open the door. FML

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By jacks_smirking_revenge - 06/03/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

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By e - 02/12/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

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Let 'em in

By Muhd Hazrie - 05/08/2021 18:01

Today, my family decided that we should have our breakfast at a hawker centre, so I passed my house key to my sister as she carries a bag with her. After our meal, she said she was meeting her friend, so we went back home instead, only to realize that the door was locked and my sister had the key. FML

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You deserved it 819

By Useless Key - 02/09/2018 18:30

Today, my sister couldn't find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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By shit - 26/01/2014 18:20 - United States - South Holland

Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML

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You deserved it 46 795

Let 'em in

By knoppad - 13/06/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML

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You deserved it 51 116

Grounded

By cock sauce - 09/06/2012 21:15 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML

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You deserved it 29 664

By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 22:28 - United States

Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML

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You deserved it 4 748

By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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You deserved it 18 915

Cinn_fml 22

Saturday 9 October 2010 16:10

Wow, I mean, locking someone out for a joke is only funny for a few minutes. By the point you've had to ring someone else to have her leant out and be bitchy, it's gone way beyond a joke. I'd recommend payback, but she seems like the type of girl who'd be able to land you in it by exaggerating it and making you seem like the bad guy.

sam_08_fml 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 15:59

Then bitch slap the shit outta her 

Comments

JustSomeGuyyyyy 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 16:51

Lmfao

mintcar 9

Saturday 9 October 2010 17:05

That's pretty awful. Try getting her back.

ShelbyBear 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 17:15

Hopersz 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 17:17

Lmfao thats hilarioua lol. Sibling rivalry lol. This rite here sounds like me an my sister but in a JK sense

authorkid 2

Saturday 9 October 2010 17:50

so you go on fml and complain some more

Fluffeh 5

Saturday 9 October 2010 17:54

Fifteen minutes isn't that bad. Couldn't you have called again first instead of whining to your father?

AliaAlM 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 18:03

Who's the bitch now?!

Schizomaniac 24

Saturday 9 October 2010 18:13

Reading this FML injured my brain.

Anteezy 7

Saturday 9 October 2010 18:58

Indeed, horrible storytelling skills.

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 9 October 2010 18:25

Ring the doorbell every two seconds.

kstarr77 1

Saturday 9 October 2010 20:53

It doesn't matter about her staying outside for 15 minutes or the fact that she "snitched." Her sister locked her outside of the house knowing that she was waiting outside. She made her wait. What a bitch.