Let 'em in

By sister_woes - 09/10/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I didn't have my key, so my sister told me to call her to let me in. I called, no answer. I waited for 15 minutes and then called my dad complaining about her, still being outside. She popped her out the window and yelled, "Don't talk about me, bitch!" and wouldn't open the door. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

Wow, I mean, locking someone out for a joke is only funny for a few minutes. By the point you've had to ring someone else to have her leant out and be bitchy, it's gone way beyond a joke. I'd recommend payback, but she seems like the type of girl who'd be able to land you in it by exaggerating it and making you seem like the bad guy.

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sam_08_fml 0

Then bitch slap the shit outta her 

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elmorous 0

later, when she's sleeping, tie her to her bed and fill the crack of her ass with strawberry jam

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Karnezar 2

that sounds strangely erotic, #41

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skyeyez9 24

Siblings suck. My brother used to lock me outside, snoop in my room, steal my money from my purse, 'borrow' a video game of mine (cd, or any other item he felt like taking) and break it. I asked my parents for a lock on my door....they said No.

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LittleMagicWolf 7

shoulda rang and knocked repeatedly, AND kept talking about her, until she got mad enough to come outside, then push her out the way and lock HER outside.

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FerrariCake 2

Just make sure you have your keys with you from now on. Problem solved.

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d4m4s74 12

Do what I did once. Break door window with your bare hands and open the door from the outside. Blame it on your sister because you know, it's her fault.

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d4m4s74 12

Before I forget, don't forget to call your dad first (tell him what she did, say if the door isn't open within five minutes you break the window) or your sister (same story without the tell him what she did part) In case of your sister, don't forget to record

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fakeaccountX 6

Chop down the door and say "Heerrrrrre's Johnny!"

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REELAX_fml 0

LMAO YESSSSS and when she's sleeping wear an old hockey mask bring a chain saw and just rip it with an evil laughing and see what happens haha

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ArmenianPrincess 5

You probably have done worse things to her so don't complain. and all you dumbasses that said he should hit his sister, he would be the biggest bitch if he did that. Hitting a female when you're a male is the worse thing, it makes you the biggest pussy ever

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rocker_chick23 27

Looks like you're the ******* dumbass. It clearly states that OP is female.

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jdime209 2

that's funny.. lmao..

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