Transportation, Embarrassing, Awkward and AITA: Let em in

Let em in

By Kerrilyn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

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You deserved it 55 341

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML

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Evildude 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:08

.....So if someone talks to you...........the first thing you think is "he is going to attack me" YDI

paperfox_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:07

Was he hammering on the window with his fist and bellowing at you all scary-like? I'm guessing not. YDI.

Comments

PureGold 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:53

Even if he did look even a bit threatening-looking, why would you just start cursing him out? YDI for being a reflex potty-mouth when something scares you...that won't get you very far in life. T_T

rainbowsix_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:57

cursing at an attacker wouldnt make him go away hahaha

JiggstheMan 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:58

#25 took the words right out of my mouth.

hustler123 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 21:01

haha ok people i'll type in a more normal way..haha happy now? Sorry?..lmfao.. anyways @ Saintjared damn you've got issues hahaha by the way #22 if i dont give a damn using the word damn isnt much of a form of etiquette either so what are you talking about??

1221jamw 11

Sunday 18 July 2010 17:04

please go hump your dog in dominance

eastmanwolf 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 21:05

The very fact that hustler123 said "language arts teacher" instead of "English teacher" seems to indicate that he or she is very young, which is probably the reason for the incredibly annoying chatspeak. I didn't know they let six-year-olds on the internet these days! Times sure are changing.

Jsweeney 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 21:05

paranoid society,

hustler123 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 21:08

hey wat if am i have a problem???

ch_kisama 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 21:14

YDI for overreacting...and you're a dumbass if you think cursing is gonna scare an attacker off

genius_man16 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 21:19

Why wouldn't you just ask what he wanted before freaking the **** out? Jesus, I hate paranoid people with a passion. There is a difference between being careful and just going too far. You are most certainly the latter.

wet24_7 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 21:24

haha you ******* baby, hmmm i wonder why someone holding beer in their hands is knocking on my window while my mom went into a beer store??? you ******* retard