Poopoo peepee, Farts, Cute and Love: Let it all out

Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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You deserved it 385

By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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You deserved it 8 750

By Oops - 23/05/2010 09:21 - Australia

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

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You deserved it 29 950

By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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How romantic!

By dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML

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You deserved it 868

By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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You deserved it 4 495

Love is in the air

By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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AyeOhChelsea 0

Friday 1 January 2010 0:18

That sucks. A lot. But it's really funny. Haahaha. Sorry.

SSJ5Goku 0

Friday 1 January 2010 0:18

Maybe he likes that kind of thing?

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iplaywow 0

Friday 1 January 2010 5:35

*vomits everywhere* uh.....that is sick.....i would hate to have to clean pee off me.........eww, just..eww

screwthat 0

Friday 1 January 2010 6:18

omg, this just made my new year, lmfao!

alex1432 9

Friday 1 January 2010 6:30

girls fart?

xNephilim 18

Tuesday 7 December 2010 1:58

Yes, but it smells like flowers. :)

Yaphukwit 0

Friday 1 January 2010 6:36

fap fap fap fap

DynamicDave 11

Friday 1 January 2010 7:32

Haha first FML I've read this new year and I can't imagine any other one surpassing it. LMAO @op and also #85

MysteryJoker 5

Friday 1 January 2010 7:34

Yep, FYL. Your boyfriend is never going to look at you the same way again

Rebecca1993 0

Friday 1 January 2010 7:45

Lol that's so funny. Made my new year xD The farting part was hilarious. The peeing part.... Omg that was beyond hilarious. Also, while you may be really embarrassed about that, You and your boyfriend will be able to laugh about it eventually :)

Firesprite2009 0

Friday 1 January 2010 7:48

Just tell him you heard it was a romantic way to make him forever yours. Straight from the mouth of Animal Planet. :] Also, to everyone finding it disgusting; yes. It was probably horrible, but hey. We've got showers for that kind of thing. Plus, if he can't laugh it off, then he's a wuss. Worse things are going to happen, I can assure you of that. However, if he did laugh it off; he's a keeper. :] xx