Poopoo peepee, Farts, Cute and Love: Let it all out

Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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By Oops - 23/05/2010 09:21 - Australia

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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How romantic!

By dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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Love is in the air

By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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Friday 1 January 2010 0:18

That sucks. A lot. But it's really funny. Haahaha. Sorry.

SSJ5Goku 0

Friday 1 January 2010 0:18

Maybe he likes that kind of thing?

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xsexehxshortehx 0

Friday 1 January 2010 8:21

lmfao!!!!! seriously i had the worst new years but this made it deff worth it hahahaha

FarSide 22

Friday 1 January 2010 8:38

You would accidentally be minus one boyfriend if it was me.

Firesprite2009 0

Friday 1 January 2010 16:49

Wow, uptight much? It was his fault if he squeezed her stomach. So technically, he deserved it, for initiating the deadly fart which led to him being marked in urine.

FarSide 22

Friday 1 January 2010 17:46

Nonsense. Technically it is HER fault because she PISSED on him. Don't try to complicate it dumbass.

Firesprite2009 0

Friday 1 January 2010 18:10

Er. No. Because if he hadn't done that, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have been gassed or pissed on. Don't call me a dumbass because your mind can't begin to comprehend the logic behind my point.

terror_twins 0

Friday 1 January 2010 9:22

wow haha

Brooklynxman 0

Friday 1 January 2010 9:23

You ended it wrong. FHL you farted and pissed on him, not the other way around.

Ninjaface 0

Friday 1 January 2010 9:25

Wow, if that's your idea of foreplay, I don't think I could stomach a description of what happened once you got down to business!

somuchjustice 0

Friday 1 January 2010 9:43

He deserved it for losing a wrestling match to a girl......

Kiara1021 0

Friday 1 January 2010 10:42

lol oh man I thought this was super funny! made my new years haha. o and #3.... wat girl doesn't like to wrestle with their bf? I do and it's awesome :D