Why were you in the back of your own car?

This doesn't even make sense why would you be in the back of your car? Second, if you have an SUV then why wouldn't you put your dog in the very back rather than your backseat?

You have douche bag friends.

YDI for using a plural pronoun to refer to yourself.

This Fml confuses me :P

Some SUV's don't have the 6-8th seats in the very back. That's where the dog area is. OP was stuck in the caged bit where the seats at the very back would normally be. SUV's don't have wind down windows that far back and the rear door is the door to the boot. OP may have been cleaning that area when his friends decided to put on the child lock and lock the door. And even if the windows did wind down the car wasn't necessarily on and he didn't necessarily have the keys. Hope this clears it up for some people.

Feed the pooch cabbage and beans and lock your mates in there with him for an hour or so.

I'm the one who submitted this FML. Post #55 JaggedJacii is really the only one who gets it. My SUV is a Chevy Suburban with 3 rows of seats, electric locks, electric windows, and no handle on the inside for the tailgate. My keys were in the front seat along with my cell phone. I was looking for a pen that was between the 2nd and 3rd row of seats requiring me to climb back there. That is when my friends pulled their little stunt. I'm fortunate that it was not at night and someone came to my rescue, lol. The cage is actually a metal grate, forgive my misuse of the word. It is there to prevent my english mastiff from climbing into the front.

I don't get why you closed the door behind you. Naturally, when I'm fishing something from underneath my back seats I lean into the car and my feet dangle out...or I get in and the door remains open so you have both light and air circulation.

wind the window down and open the door from the outside?