Let's get it on

By Frank - 17/08/2011 06:50 - United States

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Today, I came home from work tired and horny, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go make love. While all she had done all day is lay on the couch and watch television, she said, "I'm too tired, why don't you just go into the bathroom and grab a quick wank." FML
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abes22 0

should have asked her to come help you..

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Climaxx 11

Don't think I've ever heard a guy say "I'm too tired"

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Climaxx 11

I never said she was. I simply said "Don't think I've ever heard a guy say "I'm too tired"" Because that was his gfs excuse..

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koe4 0

lol chicks know how to use their vaginas to turn men into their puppetz.

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DoggyDoggWorld 0

28 - oh sorry I thought you were referring to somebody. :P

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AnxietyGirl 2

Sadly, I've had my boyfriend tell me this before... :/

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dtbomb 3

Tell the bitch to suck your dick or you will throw her out.

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jobsman99 0

that's too bad. my ex wife was that way. that is why she is my ex.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

That seems like a lame excuse for a divorce.... Marriage doesn't revolve around sex... Atleast it didn't 20 years ago...

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DCFan 9

Lol @ the fact a 16 year old is giving marriage advice. Having a good sex life isn't everything but it's an important part of a strong marriage.

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sweetheartxoxo88 7

Maybe she has her period and is tired from the excruciating cramps.

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tayza249 20

She probably just didn't wanna have sex with you. What right do you have to come home demanding sex from her anyway? Stop moaning and go have a wank

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stro88 6

Sounds to me like he didn't demand. Maybe that's why your man is a rubber toy shaped like a phallus :-)

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StopDropNRoll 11

He didn't write demand he put asked. And she said no. He was just pissed off at her excuse of being tires because she was at home all day. That's where the fml is

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tayza249 20

He sounds pretty demanding to me. He comes home horny and gets pissed coz his girlfriend isn't in the mood, and posts about it on FML. And 53, wtf? I'm 17, can't even legally buy a 'rubber toy shaped like a phallus' if I wanted one, and my boyfriend is flesh and blood. Moron.

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MoutainDrewski 0

you just don't understand -_- your quite immature for a 17 year old btw

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RandomGirlHere 14

If you're going to act like a brat it's obvious why, it's going to be difficult for you in the future because you're most likely a feminist. A woman's place is where she is making others happy, not being a little bitch who can't get any. He asked and wasn't making a demand. The girlfriend is a little asshole, doing nothing doesn't make you too 'tired' she just didn't want to do shit for her boyfriend.

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SeasonedLemur 5

I can honestly say I've never been tired AND horny. If I'm tired there's no way I'm having sex! Sleep > Sex

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Legendslayer222 26

Well if you said it like some request then I don't blame her. If that's not the case and she is jut lazing around doing nothing all day and ignoring you then you might have a problem.

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adrianm413 0

rape her then. she's too tired to fight back anyway

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LTpast 3

You should buy yourself a really expensive sex toy and just use that to piss her off. She'll come around eventually.

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