Love, Sex and Intimacy: Let's get it on

Let's get it on

By Frank - 17/08/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, I came home from work tired and horny, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go make love. While all she had done all day is lay on the couch and watch television, she said, "I'm too tired, why don't you just go into the bathroom and grab a quick wank." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 22:00

Today, I was in the mood for morning sex, but my wife told me to go wank it off in the bathroom. Three minutes later I was mid-wank when she started banging on the door because I was taking too long, and she needed to pee. FML

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By Username - 18/03/2010 08:21 - France

Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

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By Ugh - 05/12/2024 21:00 - Romania

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 14:00

Today, I got home and I was feeling horny so I leapt on my boyfriend, except he had just got home from a 16-hour day and was too tired. After his nap, he was horny but by that time I was way too tired and no longer horny. This is ridiculous, we can’t even get laid even though we live together. FML

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By BlueBallMcGee - 11/05/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I came home from working twelve hours straight. Feeling rather frisky, I attempted to seduce my wife upon arriving home. She said that sleep was better than sex and went directly to bed. It was only 6:30 PM. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2022 22:00

Today my wife told me she really wanted to have sex, and to wait in bed while she got ready. Turns out get ready means do the dishes, feed the dogs, clean the cat's litter tray, phone her sister, make coffee, shower, and wait for the dryer to dry her pyjamas. By the time she got in bed, I'd fallen asleep. FML

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By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2022 18:30 - Turkey

Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML

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Waste of time

By I'mmessedup - 29/09/2021 22:59

Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML

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abes22 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 11:51

should have asked her to come help you..

jasminea 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 11:54

show her how tired she really is (;

Comments

ladyreal420 3

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:27

wow can you say lazy?.... or cheating *****?.... anyways I date lazy ppl who have somebody into them and they now them off. look dude there r plenty of hard working horny women out there so leave the tramp and find a real lady.........

odexy 12

Wednesday 17 August 2011 16:28

She's a tramp because she wasn't in the mood? Makes sense.

mightybrit 6

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:39

Just because she was "tired" doesn't make her a cheating *****. Maybe she just wasn't feeling all that great or whatever the reason may be. You don't know her so you are no one to judge her.

steelrain0811 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:33

She got railed all day.

Iknoweverything 29

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:37

Here's an idea... foreplay. Some women need a little more than a request to be in the mood. Not to mention, it's not making love (in my opinion) if you don't show a little love first... even a simple kiss can change how "tired" she is.

crazychild96 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:37

Maybe it's because you said make love - what are you a girl?

xxskittlezxx1 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:44

not even a ********?

Ins0mau 20

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:49

Who hasn't had a lazy day? And you CAN end up tired without doing anything all day. Especially if it's getting late. Geez, a partner is too tired for sex on one occasion and you're all egging on for him to dump her or calling her names. It's not like she NEVER has sex with him. FML is so full of immature little boys and girls that have no idea.