Let's get it on

By Frank - 17/08/2011 06:50 - United States

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Today, I came home from work tired and horny, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go make love. While all she had done all day is lay on the couch and watch television, she said, "I'm too tired, why don't you just go into the bathroom and grab a quick wank." FML
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abes22 0

should have asked her to come help you..

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thelastlucifer 17

you should have replied 'how about you make me a sandwich'

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Karamelo_fml 11

You were not really creative or inspiring about it, now were you? By the sound of it, what you were searching for was just a quick relief to a basic, physiological need before heading to bed. And what you girlfriend did was to point out a perfectly valid solution to this need of yours. Looks like you both could do with a touch of sensuality... But for now, YDI so DIY!

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sara_saturday 5

once again, time to take matters into your own hands

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aruam365 24

So what if all she did was lay around all day, that doesn't mean she's not tired... plus, it's her body you're not entitled to it. Horny or not, she has the right to say no and you shouldn't be a baby about it OP!

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BighornB 0

Figures coming from a sixteen year old.

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aruam365 24

Figures coming from an asshole.

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aruam365 24

also, I've been in a serious relationship and, if I hadn't wanted to have sex... he wouldn't have gotten it. And, he wouldn't have been a whiny baby over it.

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StopDropNRoll 11

Or you can pay for things to be done right =P

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sexxme 9

I would never say no to my fiance if he wanted to "make love". I mean we have such high expectations from our boyfriends, and we expect them to be some character from some romance movie. A guy wants is a sweet pretty girl who he can make love to. If he loves you, why deprive him of what all men can't help but desire. This is mostly the reason why men cheat, and the other half is because some are just ungrateful assholes. (sorry)

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DjeePee 24

This comment is so full of bullshit that I'm getting sick of it. Every person in this world has the right to say 'no' if he/she doesn't want to have sex. Having sex with your partner if you don't want to, is almost the same as giving him/her the right to rape you. That's not something that's appropriate in a healthy relationship. 'My partner didn't want sex with me so I cheated' is also one of the lamest excuses that someone can possibly come up with. If you love and respect your partner, you will also respect his/her right to decline sex (although it's a very big problem if he/she always declines it. But communication is always the proper answer). I won't react to your strange sexism and generalitations, but boy, I'm happy I live in a complete different world than yours. (I excuse myself already for all the terrible grammar and spelling mistakes I have made)

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Iknoweverything 29

Sexxme, I'm not trying to be all "in your face" or anything, but you're 17 years old. Give it a few years, and a few more guys, and you may have a day where you'll be "too tired" as well. It becomes a little more common when you've been living with your boyfriend for awhile.

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odexy 12

Honey, you're allowed to have a mind of your own. You do realize that, right? If OP's girlfriend wasn't in the mood for sex, REGARDLESS OF WHY, then that's final. My EX-boyfriend didn't seem to understand that fact. Hence why he's now my ex. The best part is, he's still single while I've been in an amazing relationship with a guy who actually respects me. The moment a guy demands sex from me after I've said no is the moment he and I have issues. If he's going to cheat on me because I declined intercourse a few nights a month then **** him. He deserves to have a lonely wank in the bathroom.

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aruam365 24

you're 17, you shouldn't have a "fiancé."

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Petunia888 13

Why did this get thumbed down? I totally agree?

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sexxme 9

And you have no right to say what I should and shouldn't have. It's my life. And I know what is best for me, and so do my parents, who supported my engagement. But thank you anyways.

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sexxme 9

THANK YOU! And I would totally change my opinion on this if she was actually tired. She was doing nothing but watching tv all day, why wouldn't she want to do something more interesting. And it's not like he was demanding sex from her, he simply asked.

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DjeePee 24

Yeah, he asked. And she still has the right to say no, even if the reason is that she's just a lazy ****. Maybe OP is a terrible lover in bed, who knows...

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FineRastaFellow 0

Hi Sierra, let's chat sometimes ;) here's ma yahoo msg mistalova02@yahoo

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Suddenly 0

Don't pay your cable bill.

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