Let's get it on

By Frank - 17/08/2011 06:50 - United States

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Today, I came home from work tired and horny, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go make love. While all she had done all day is lay on the couch and watch television, she said, "I'm too tired, why don't you just go into the bathroom and grab a quick wank." FML
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abes22 0

should have asked her to come help you..

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thir13enthour 0

And that ladies is why guys cheat on their women... Don't be a lazy vag. Get up and take care of your man.

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sunnyan 17

So just because his girlfriend refuses to have sex he has the right to cheat on her? That's the most pathetic excuse I have ever heard

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Petunia888 13

136, I agree. Although, I don't condone cheating. =)

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reddawn85 8

Take out the component cables tomorrow morning before you go to work. $5 says she'll never figure out why the tv isn't working then maybe she'll actually do something with herself. Just don't bitch that evening when she actually is too tired to have sex with you.

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mduffy08 8

you don't ask, you demand

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loserman67 35

You should have spanked it right in front of her and splooged on her face and wiped it clean on her shirt

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sematariux 7

It's because she was getting It all day from neighbors and probably your best friend Sorry op

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bullrider92 19

Maybe she was tired,maybe she wasn't in the mood.Whichever if she says no that should be the end of it.Next time try to get her in the mood instead of just asking for it. If you get her horny enough then maybe she would be the 1 asking for it.

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jadejazmyn 5

lol trade up for a new girl friend w a job and enough sense to know if she won't screw you eventually you will another chick that will.

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odexy 12

Where do you get the idea she doesn't have a job? I spent all day yesterday lazing around the apartment... Does that mean *I* don't have a job? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I'm going to work later...

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