Healthy Lifestyle, Movies and Teenagers: Let's slip out of here

Let's slip out of here

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

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You deserved it 100 382

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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You deserved it 2 528

By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 506

You deserved it 315 126

By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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You deserved it 47 374

Fit as a fiddle

By Anonymous - 09/07/2018 20:30

Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 014

You deserved it 434

Immersive experience

By Stormy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 220

You deserved it 8 402

Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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You deserved it 1 507

By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 421

You deserved it 1 891

Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 324

You deserved it 8 729

By wow, thanks - 18/08/2012 00:39 - United States - Seattle

Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML

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You deserved it 2 369

Polite

By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

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You deserved it 8 979

Endymion_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:45

Would YOU like to have to clean that up?

AWESOM_E 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:52

Why not be showered with candy when you get a heart attack? It's an awesome way to die

Comments

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:59

No, check out the 2 minute increment. It takes me about 10-20 seconds MAX to post a comment. Anything longer means I'm a noob to typing.

zoopooz 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:00

And why would you need to explain that you aren't going to say, "first" no one is expecting you to say it if you are second. You certainly thought you were first sir. Don't cover up your lies.

WinterySkys 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:00

i dont get why people have to throw candy/popcorn wateva. YDI

stonerchu 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:01

#2 you fail

zoopooz 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:07

#11: Whoa whoa whoa, I never said anything that would suggest that you are anything less than an Elite Haxorz of typing. Im just saying, when it comes to thinking, you are a little bit lacking.

ddrluna 2

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:12

Who gives a shit about who's first? Everyone should just drop it anyway. And to the OP... what in your right mind compelled you to think that throwing candy would be a good plan as opposed to, I dunno, telling people to be quiet, or heaven forbid, looking down to see what was happening? Way to make an assumption and look like a total moron.

gDwane 0

Monday 28 February 2011 6:19

oh yea. tell the guy who's having a heart attack to "pipe down!"... what a dick. that's horrible advice lol

McLaughlane 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:20

haha, yeah, I can see karma winding up for a big kick already.

Somber_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:23

Totally agree with #17. You ought to stop acting like a tool.

uberkrissy 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:23

#1, I believe these are the idiots that will have to work as the theater cleaners in a few months. Its alright, kids. You definitely deserve it.

tincan 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:41

Today, I had a heart attack. A first aider has saved me and I regained consciousness. Then I saw some rainbow-coloured spheres raining in front of me. Thinking they were devils here to take my life away again, shocked, I had a second heart attack. This time, unfortunately, the first aider was unable to save me. FML Stupid teenagers.