Let's slip out of here
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Disrespect! Just because you thought some "unruly teenagers" were making noise, doesn't mean you have to follow their example and throw candy on them. How could you mistake a dying man with a bunch of teenagers? Grow up!
#11 - You have to wait 2 minutes to be able to post a new comment. GG
I can't really understand how somebody having a heartattack and a group of teenagers sound anything alike. Like other people have said, grow up.
why would you waste your candy like that? foolish.
You all need to shut up and stop hating on the OP i think he knows what he did is wrong already, I mean, FML does stand for f*** my life you know, that's the reason he put it on here. Calling him a douche and telling him to grow up is adding insult to injury as well as redundant. He also admitted his group was also a bunch of "unruly teenagers" so why would he not do what he just described himself as. I'm not taking his defense but everything everyone is saying on here is redundant. I wanna know....... What movie did you watch?
Your fault bitch
You're horrible people!
Throwing candy at the movies is lame, nuff said.
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Would YOU like to have to clean that up?
Why not be showered with candy when you get a heart attack? It's an awesome way to die