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You must Drink so much as you can (for example 2 beers after 7-10 shots of whiskey) and f..ck her best friend. This action will speak louder than words : You are REAL MAN !!!!
you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.