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By fmlTGOD - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
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Top comments

CinderellaC 4

you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel

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LittleTornado99 0

All I have to say is wow. So ya wow.

Nexus_surgeon 7

It's a worst nightmare for Russian =) Trust me.

Nexus_surgeon 7

You must Drink so much as you can (for example 2 beers after 7-10 shots of whiskey) and f..ck her best friend. This action will speak louder than words : You are REAL MAN !!!!

MSvictoria 0

Well my friend I think its time to drink up literally :)

The_9th_Doctor 18
_NeoQueen_ 7

well....sounds like you're better off anyways...so yay?

mexIcanpoundier 1